It's International ... Wait For It ... TALK LIKE A (CAPTAIN JACK) PIRATE DAY !!!

It’s International TALK LIKE A PIRATE Day!!

Which means only one thing …

PUN TIME!!

Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie.

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: RRRRRRA!